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Most Armed: 6,189thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,367thBest Weather: 7,807th
The Ruby Web Framework of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Ruby on Rails

Population5.997 billion

Currencybronze nickel
Animalrockwarbler

The Ruby Web Framework of Ruby on Rails is a mammoth, efficient nation, renowned for its smutty television, frequent executions, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.997 billion Ruby on Railsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Ruby on Railsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,013 trillion bronze nickels a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 169,072 bronze nickels, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

Even God cannot save you in Ruby on Rails, the latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, and the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ruby on Rails's national animal is the rockwarbler, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ruby on Rails is ranked 302,168th in the world and 744th in Aetherius for Nudest, with 15 cheeks per square mile.

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Most Armed: 6,189thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,367thBest Weather: 7,807thHealthiest Citizens: 8,402ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,955thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,168thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,505thLowest Crime Rates: 11,513thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,972ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,079thMost Accessible: 14,683rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,793rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,799thMost Devout: 15,064thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,587thTop
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Most Patriotic: 15,893rdHighest Average Incomes: 18,868thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,276thMost Inclusive: 20,151stLargest Black Market: 20,871stMost Beautiful Environments: 21,244thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,448thMost Efficient Economies: 22,668thLargest Governments: 23,001stLargest Agricultural Sector: 23,700thSmartest Citizens: 25,235thMost Conservative: 28,152ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 31,113th
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Best Weather: 6th in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 22nd in the regionTop
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Most Accessible: 53rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ruby on Rails, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
  • : Following new legislation in Ruby on Rails, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect.
  • : Following new legislation in Ruby on Rails, the latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar.
  • : Following new legislation in Ruby on Rails, even God cannot save you in Ruby on Rails.
  • : Following new legislation in Ruby on Rails, lending firms are subject to strict government regulations.
  • : Following new legislation in Ruby on Rails, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Ruby on Rails, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Ruby on Rails, Ruby on Rails is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
  • : Following new legislation in Ruby on Rails, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds.
  • : Ruby on Rails was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".

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